Hi, I’m Ernest.

When brands and athletes want words and stories that connect, they call me.

My 10+ years of copywriting and creative strategy experience has led me to work with some of the biggest global brands like Nike, Twitter, Twitch, Adult Swim, Meta (Instagram), Hoxton Hotels, Comedy Central, Red Bull, Chicago Fire FC, New Balance, and the City of Chicago.

In addition to all of this, I have done freelance writing about sports, music, culture, and politics for publications like The Chicago Tribune, Complex, Gawker (RIP), Deadspin (RIP), GQ, Pitchfork, Rolling Stone, Vulture, and VICE.

I live in Detroit with my family, but I am available to travel for longer consulting engagements.

Random Trivia About Me:

• I was a contestant on ABC's Supermarket Sweep.

• I either created or popularized the Teo'ing meme.

• 2000's indie rock legend Andrew WK taught me how to ride a bike.